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Mauser712

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Adele by Mauser712, literature

Dad's Memorial by Mauser712, literature

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Artist // Hobbyist // Literature
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DeviantArt Originals: Participated in April Fools' Day 2018
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My Bio

The Image I use as my Icon here, and pretty much everywhere online (branding, you know) is from a picture of Dr. Mauser done during a livestream by CommanderRab.


These days I work on commercial and military aircraft, taking them apart and cleaning up other people's mistakes. I also write, although not as much as I used to, and the mean reason you don't see as much here is because I'm slowly going Pro.


Current Residence: Lake Stevens WA

deviantWEAR sizing preference: XL

Operating System: Mac OS 8.6, Win 7, 8.1 (Which I loathe)

MP3 player of choice: AGBTEK

Shell of choice: Fiberglass/epoxy composite - form-fitting.

Wallpaper of choice: Shakira

Personal Quote: "You're not tied up enough."

Twitter: Dr_Mauser

Amazon Author Page: amazon.com/author/richardalanc…


Favourite Movies
The Fifth Element, The Cell
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Shakira, Caravan Palace, Mike Oldfield, Kate Bush
Favourite Games
Evil Genius
Favourite Gaming Platform
PC
Tools of the Trade
Porter Cable, Delta, Hobart, Jet....
You're having too much fun when you get to write lines like: “Being beaten to death by a Fetish Ballerina is definitely not on my wish list. If you’re trying to seduce me, you’re on the wrong track.”
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I go into excruciating detail on my Anime/Computer blog (Shoplifting in the Marketplace of Ideas) but basically, I got myself a new desk for Christmas/Birthday. My current use of an improvised entertainment center and a TV Tray Table just isn't conducive for any serious work. My previous experience in Furniture Assembly told me exactly what to get. Heavy Duty, durable, and super simple to assemble AND take down in the future when I retire and move and get out of this hell state. I went and hit the Office Depot site, and after doing some measuring, I decided the Bush Components 60" x 30" desk was the one for me. Did I say One? I meant Three. One for the computer, one for accessories and crap, and one for the 3D printers so I can reclaim my Dining Room table from them. It was also a great excuse to totally revolutionize my living room. I've trashed a lot of stuff and vacuumed sections of rug that haven't seen the light of day for decades (But they HAVE seen a lot of cat hair!). I'll
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Gonna be giving Kiwi away for free the last few days of the year. http://amzn.to/1kZdt9S
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Thanks for the llama!

Thanks for this llama badge. May I introduce myself to you or no?

Thank you for the watch, always appreciated 🤐

Thanks for the Llama!

Thanks for the llama!
Mr. robotics, I see. Let me start by asking why you think it would be safer if more people had guns? Do you really believe that good guys with guns can stop bad guys with guns?