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So just to test out the KDP Select promotional tools, I've set it up so that one can get Kiwi for free on August 1st and 2nd.

Remember, you don't need a Kindle to read eBooks, you can do it on phones, tablets, PC's, whatever. Amazon has free reader programs for them all.

So mark your calendar and go to www.amazon.com/dp/B00HP9Y712/

Or you could go now and spend a buck, I won't mind.
  • Mood: Defeated
  • Watching: Adventure Time
  • Eating: too much
  • Drinking: Coke

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Mauser712
Master of TL;DR
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
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If you've ever wondered where the image I use as my icon on other systems comes from, here it is. My Official Team Photo from BattleBots Season 5.0 in 2002. This is "Team Mauser" and version 2 of the Superheavyweight "Strike Terror". My foot is right there on the weak spot that cost me the first fight against Pro-Am. Other than another 10 lbs and more gray in the beard, I still look pretty much the same.

Current Residence: Lake Stevens WA
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Wallpaper of choice: Shakira
Personal Quote: "You're not tied up enough."
Twitter: dr_Mauser
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:iconlegionaireb:
LegionaireB Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Happy Birthday, Mauser.
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tommerch Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Happy Date of Invention!

Thos. Merchant
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:iconmauser712:
Mauser712 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
The whole world celebrates. But they don't invite me.
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:icontommerch:
tommerch Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Well, you'll show them! They'll rue the day they ignored your genius!

Thos. Merchant
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Mauser712 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
They laughed at me at the Academy! Of course, it was the laughing academy, but still...
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:iconduperhero:
duperhero Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Student Photographer
Happy early birthday, Mauser!
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:iconmauser712:
Mauser712 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
No! No! No! Gimmie another couple of days! I don't want to be older yet!
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:iconduperhero:
duperhero Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Student Photographer
Why not?
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:iconmauser712:
Mauser712 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Because the whole world celebrates my birthday, although they usually don't invite me.
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:iconduperhero:
duperhero Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Student Photographer
Sorry, replied to a wrong person!
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:iconduperhero:
duperhero Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Student Photographer
Yeah, elastic, if you like!
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PrincessJyhalra Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
THANK YOU FOR THE LLAMA BADGE!!!! It made me happy :D
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alleghany71 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you kindly for the :llama:
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davee50 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012
Thanks for the llama.
I don't know exactly what it's for, but I appreciate it.
What does it mean?
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:iconmauser712:
Mauser712 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Rather than going around posting "Thanks for the Fav" or "Thanks for the Watch", I give out Llamas.
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:iconphantomdotexe:
phantomdotexe Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
You were very right about "Skullcrusher Mountain." :D
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:iconmauser712:
Mauser712 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Ah, THERE you are. You must have slipped your chains....
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:iconphantomdotexe:
phantomdotexe Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
"Oh, please, you have to get me out of here!" :P
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:iconmauser712:
Mauser712 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Aren't I a little short for a storm trooper?
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Rubbella Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2012
Thank you from me too for the Llama ;)
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:iconmauser712:
Mauser712 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
That's how I thank people for Faves, watches etc.
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pandacolor Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the llama and you do have nice work on your gallery
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Mauser712 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you. I faved something of yours a long time ago.
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BlazingGuns Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Thx for the llama!
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siyeh75 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012
Thank you for the handsome :llama:
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