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"Welcome to the writer's lounge. I'm Parker. The man in the wingback chair is Mr. Cross."
"Pen names, obviously."
Parker smiled, "Of course."
In the corner sat another man, scribbling furiously at the page, and every time he reached the edge of the page, his pen would strike his drinking glass, ringing it loudly.
"Who's that?"
"That's Mr Underwood. So, have you decided?"
"Call me Bic."

(Originally posted to "According to Hoyt".)
  • Watching: MUV-LUV Alternative - Total Eclipse
  • Drinking: Coke

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~Mauser712
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Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
United States
If you've ever wondered where the image I use as my icon on other systems comes from, here it is. My Official Team Photo from BattleBots Season 5.0 in 2002. This is "Team Mauser" and version 2 of the Superheavyweight "Strike Terror". My foot is right there on the weak spot that cost me the first fight against Pro-Am. Other than another 10 lbs and more gray in the beard, I still look pretty much the same.

Current Residence: Lake Stevens WA
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Operating System: Mac OS 8.6, XP Pro
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Shell of choice: Fiberglass/epoxy composite - form-fitting.
Wallpaper of choice: Shakira
Personal Quote: "You're not tied up enough."
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:iconsmallchan:
Thanks for the llama!
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:icondragoonfly9:
Thank you for the llama!
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:iconphantomdotexe:
~phantomdotexe Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:iconrubcheeksplz:
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~Mauser712 Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Dawww!
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:iconthephoenixking:
Happy birthday, and have a great new year too!
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:iconlegionaireb:
~LegionaireB Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Happy Birthday, Mauser.
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:icontommerch:
~tommerch Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Happy Date of Invention!

Thos. Merchant
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:iconmauser712:
~Mauser712 Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
The whole world celebrates. But they don't invite me.
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:icontommerch:
~tommerch Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Well, you'll show them! They'll rue the day they ignored your genius!

Thos. Merchant
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~Mauser712 Jan 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
They laughed at me at the Academy! Of course, it was the laughing academy, but still...
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:iconduperhero:
~duperhero Dec 29, 2012  Student Photographer
Happy early birthday, Mauser!
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:iconmauser712:
~Mauser712 Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
No! No! No! Gimmie another couple of days! I don't want to be older yet!
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:iconduperhero:
~duperhero Dec 30, 2012  Student Photographer
Why not?
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:iconmauser712:
~Mauser712 Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Because the whole world celebrates my birthday, although they usually don't invite me.
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~duperhero Dec 30, 2012  Student Photographer
Sorry, replied to a wrong person!
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~duperhero Dec 30, 2012  Student Photographer
Yeah, elastic, if you like!
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Mood: Love ~PrincessJyhalra Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
THANK YOU FOR THE LLAMA BADGE!!!! It made me happy :D
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*alleghany71 Oct 17, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you kindly for the :llama:
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:icondavee50:
Thanks for the llama.
I don't know exactly what it's for, but I appreciate it.
What does it mean?
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~Mauser712 Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Rather than going around posting "Thanks for the Fav" or "Thanks for the Watch", I give out Llamas.
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:iconphantomdotexe:
~phantomdotexe Sep 1, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
You were very right about "Skullcrusher Mountain." :D
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:iconmauser712:
~Mauser712 Sep 1, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Ah, THERE you are. You must have slipped your chains....
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:iconphantomdotexe:
~phantomdotexe Sep 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
"Oh, please, you have to get me out of here!" :P
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:iconmauser712:
~Mauser712 Sep 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Aren't I a little short for a storm trooper?
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:iconrubbella:
Thank you from me too for the Llama ;)
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